Stupid Criminals

Colorado Springs: A guy walked into a little corner store with a shot gun and demanded all the cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier put the cash in a bag, the robber saw a bottle of scotch that he wanted behind the counter on the shelf. He told the cashier to put it in the bag as well, but he refused and said “Because I don’t believe you are over 21.” The robber said he was, but the clerk still refused to give it to him because he didn’t believe him. At this point the robber took his driver’s license out of his wallet and gave it to the clerk. The clerk looked it over, and agreed that the man was in fact over 21 and he put the scotch in the bag. The robber then ran from the store with his loot. The cashier promptly called the police and gave the name and address of the robber that he got off the license. They arrested the robber two hours later. Read More

What Not To Say To A Police Officer

1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer.

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn’t realize my radar detector wasn’t plugged in.

3. Aren’t you the guy from the Village People? Read More

20 Things A Burglar Won’t Tell You

1. Sometimes, I carry a clipboard. Sometimes, I dress like a lawn guy and carry a rake. I do my best to never, ever look like a crook.

2. The two things I hate most: barking dogs and nosy neighbors.

3. I’ll break a window to get in, even if it makes a little noise. If your neighbor hears one loud sound, he’ll stop what he’s doing and wait to hear it again. If he doesn’t hear it again, he’ll just go back to what he was doing. It’s human nature. Read More

5 Distributors Will Win An All Expense Paid Trip To Las Vegas With Nancy And Michael Gravette

I’m having a contest. It started March 1, 2010 and will end February 28, 2011.

The contest is to determine the top 4 Safety Technology distributors based on purchases from Safety Technology. We will total up the purchases made between March 1, 2010 and February 28, 2011 and the top 4 will be rewarded with two round trip plane tickets each to Las Vegas and two nights at the Paris Hotel. Read More

Valentine’s Day Facts

Valentine’s Day Facts

Approximately one billion Valentine cards are exchanged each year…the largest seasonal card-selling occasion of the year next to Christmas. Read More

People Facts

Walt Disney, the creator of Mickey Mouse, had Musophobia, which is the fear of mice.

Both Hitler and Napoleon were missing one testicle.

While at Harvard University, Ted Kennedy, deceased Senator from Massachusetts, was suspended for cheating on a Spanish exam. Read More

Famous Marketing Blunders

Coors put its slogan, “Turn it loose,” into Spanish where it was read as “Suffer from diarrhea.” Read More

What’s in a Name?

Amazon.com – Founder Jeff Bezos renamed the company to Amazon (from the earlier name of Cadabra.com) after the world’s most voluminous river, the Amazon. Read More

What’s In a Name?

TASER is an acronym for “Thomas A. Swift’s Electric Rifle”. Tom Swift, who’s middle name is actually unknown, was a fictional character depicted in a series of children’s books Read More